"a playlist that reminds me of me; narcissism at its peak"

"gotta code fast"

"in the mood for derealization"

"just dad rock"

"good for a late night smoke"

"play this on shuffle."

"🔥"

"Whatever happens, happens."

"for real cowboys only"

"for being so lovesick, you develop alcoholism"

"fuck you. i girly pop slay all day, every day... whatever that entails..."

"la gringa no habla español"

"songs high school me would rock out to"

"throwin it back like rent is due"

"saturdays are for sade; nothing else (there are, perhaps, other artist in this mix)"

"SFW = STRAIGHT FUNKIN @ WORK "

"makes my heart go doki doki~"

"if i hear 'take on me' in your 80s playlist, im shooting myself post-haste"

"for epic anime music videos. no posers allowed"

"playlist name is explanation enough."

"HARD AND FAST; HEART ATTACK BPM (wip)"

"only play if you're having a mental breakdown at a menial, wage-slave job"

"suck it colorado"

"we getting malaria and/or ptsd with this one, fellas"

"for when the bombs inevitably drop"

"once upon a time, i made this playlist for the very first man i fell in love with... sometimes, we still talk and catch up."

"trad goth/80s goth/whatever else fits here"

"channeling my inner scribe"